Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2015

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”









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“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” – Ann Landers

 “Running after women never hurt anybody – it’s catching ‘em that does the damage.”

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”

 “Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.”

 “Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.” – Yiddish Proverb

 “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.” – Christopher Marlowe

 “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

 “Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.” – Hoosier Farmer

 “To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H. L. Mencken

 “I could leave right now and never even look back. I could find someone WAY better than you”

 “I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”

 “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” – Erich Segal

 “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.”

 “It is impossible to love and be wise.”

 “Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.”








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